bytch where is u goin?

whitney8612why dis bytch got some go go boots on outside? bytch where is u goin? Lmao

I love twitter for many reasons. But the number one reason is the randomness of it all. The people that are on twitter are from many walks of life. They are students, professors, professionals, jerks, idiots, yuppies, pretenders, absorbers, illogicals, ignoramuses and all sorts of other types of people. This of course makes for very fun, funny, random and hilarious conversation.
Take for instance the quote above. It was from one of my followers or I’m following her, I’m not quite sure which one is it right now. But the point is we talk on twitter and we communicate back and forth. I responded to this question because it was just so fucking funny I couldn’t stop laughing. I mean the whole quote itself is funny but my favorite part is BYTCH WERE IS U GOIN? LMAO…If you have never heard the way slang is spoken in the hood then you cannot appreciate how these words probably came out of this girls mouth.
I for one can totally hear the question and mockery in her voice. She is not so much questioning where this other woman is going, but where is she going dressed like that. Or better yet, what makes you think that you look good dressed like that and if it will even be appropriate once you get to your destination? Better yet, how do you think others perceive you at that moment? What is this woman thinking, planning, feeling, or just plain old tasting at this moment in time?
Why is she dressed like this is probably completely irrelevant. What were you thinking when you put this on is probably the most appropriate question. That is why this quote is so fucking funny, because the question is not WHERE ARE YOU GOING? But WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? Do you not realize that in order to get from point A to point B you were going to have to pass my face too? That is what makes this even more comical still.
Where is you going? It doesn’t even have to be grammatically correct, it just has to be, because if you knew how women talked in the hood, you would be saying it just like it
Is said. The beauty of it is, that it’s a legitimate question. And it deserves an answer.
Maybe not a truthful answer, but an answer nonetheless….